It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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