found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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