you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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