still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
they're like a gay fantastic four
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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