in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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