erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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