you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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