Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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