Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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