Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
