Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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