How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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