Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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