cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That was before I lit my hair on fire
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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