pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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