u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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