school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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