I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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