Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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