then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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