If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
