I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
