Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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