Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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