508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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