she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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