why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm passing your future prison.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
