I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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