so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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