Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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