But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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