Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
