What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
