You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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