everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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