.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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