Don't you send me to vm
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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