I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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