hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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