Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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