Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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