A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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