He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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