just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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