I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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