Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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