You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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