he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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