no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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