Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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