I hate your face
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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