i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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