The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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